for pigeons sake!!

There are PIGEONS in my office.

We have a big loft and they are flying around.

I'm more afraid of the pesky little dirt birds than I ever imagined. They are scary with their beady little black eyes and dusty, dirty feathers. OMG. I was feeling triumphant and unstoppable today...now, I feel like I'm about to have a little (or not so little) bird perch on my shoulder or even worse...on my head!!

Omg. Please don't shit on me guys!