Have you had lunch yet? or you could say....

i made this for you my pretty

She damn well knows.

"I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time."

- Paris Hilton tells the new issue of Nylon

Katy Perry kissed.....the floor :(

First she DOVE into the cake...

Whoopsey bumkin! Little darling slipped on the icing.

Oh. She's got a cute little bum though and love the outfit. I would TOTALLY, TOTALLY, love to jump in a cake like that.

Street Watch

Found this in the Kensington street.
So true, just love, love now, love love.
Tomorrow may never come.
Today is a present.
Give the gift of love. Love today.

For You ♥

The Love

A courtship started with a midnight kiss,

You touched the heart in me like an old French love song

Waking to the morning sun, your arms around me tight,

You set my soul on fire; you make things look bright

We shine, a glimpse, O’ what life could be!

Laughter, love, a passionate tale…

My reflection in the mirror, yet I see you there?

Full of greatness, it’s you, I love me.

As the days go by, somehow I know,

Over the rainbow, my gold,

You’ll be there.

Lesson #1051: How to Ride a Sport Bike

I asked my old roommate Chad to take me for a ride on his bike. After I gave him no choice I said "let me get ready!" and ran upstairs. The other two boy's we lived with assumed I was heading upstairs to put on a jacket, pants, closed toed shoes maybe. No, not this girl. You know me much better than that. I put on the music, followed by my long blonde extensions, a micro mini and some red pumps. I was READY! I always wanted to ride on the back of a motercycle like that and god damnit, I did. Check that one off the list!

Glad I Found thid Hot Old thang...

Hopped Up on Tab...

I did a stint as a Tab girl briefly for Coca-Cola

Who's your Sunshine?

This girl....My Sunshine Girl pic from September, 2001. I'm so much skinnier now and this you can tell by the size of my boobs. They were the size of my head back then man.

Rail Note #161007

I'm sitting in the subway and find it very warm and awkward. I haven't ridden this rocket in quite some time. Its full of people and glass and their ass on the glass in your damn face. Its weird for me. I never seem to mind if I'm with friends and chatting or after a few drinks. Then, you are not alone. Alas, I find myself between the glass and someone foreign and someone else in a suit. All the time, everyone glances around staring at ads for a therapist, a job, trouble with erectile dysfunction, all in between beautiful blondes and subway tracks. As I was writing this is got increasingly crowded and I somehow feel trapped, but comfortable. I noticed a girl with an olive green laptop bag branded "incase". I like it. Bloor Street, chaos at in between the cars, empty, crowded, now moving. Two dudes are speaking a language I do not understand beside me and it is kinda loud in my ear and everyone can hear them.

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The focus group was all about Tylenol. I didn't get chosen for the second hour, which I am grateful for. I gave my opinion and took my forty bucks. I'm back on the subway with a bottle of vodka and two new pairs of tights from Ardene cause I remember Raymi saying they had deals at the Yorkville shop so I checked. Just a little ride now and I'm home sweet home. Back downtown to have a toast and pass by Darren's Snowboard party that Fathom is spinning at later then to StrangeLove. The subway is less crowded now and I like it much more. I realized I was slapping my gum in my mouth, I hate when people do that. You jus' wanna slap 'em. Speaking of, some lady was talking to herself and she had her bare feet out. It was gross.

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