Today, my husband called me into the bathroom to wipe his ass, as he's
become too fat to do it himself. I don't know what's sadder, the fact that
I did it ...
I wish you were still making jokes. You were my favorite!
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
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