for pigeons sake!!

There are PIGEONS in my office.
We have a big loft and they are flying around.
I'm more afraid of the pesky little dirt birds than I ever imagined. They are scary with their beady little black eyes and dusty, dirty feathers. OMG. I was feeling triumphant and unstoppable, I feel like I'm about to have a little (or not so little) bird perch on my shoulder or even worse...on my head!!
Omg. Please don't shit on me guys!


jonathan said...

I would like a copy of that book

Anonymous said...

I don't comment on your blog nearly as often as I should but I just wanted to say it is damn hilarious!

Best of luck against the pigeons

Inna said...

hahah don't worry if they do, its apperantly good luck

Sarah Katie Holmes said...

BAHAHAHA. oops. right. not funny :)