Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

stick it to the aussies like that, eh

Air New Zealand has great food
and also has a sense of humor...

I saw a deal selling a trip to NZ for $1,278 with a stop in Sydney for free. First of all, this is a great price and secondly, an amazing idea. I think of the Aussie/Kiwi relationship in the same way I do the Canadian/American relationship. They are funny and nice (and good looking) and the Americans, well, you get my point. I mean, no offense to anyone from Australia or the US, just a good laugh.

The
Kiwi's have the piss taken out of them more than necessary the Aussies and my friends make fun of me. Here's a laugh I found...

A pregnant Aussie and a pregnant kiwi are sitting on a park bench knitting jumpers for there unborn babies, the Aussie says to the Kiwi lass

"I hope mines a boy, cause I'm using blue wool" the Kiwi has a think about it and a few minutes later says,

"Hope mines retarded, I just fucked up the arms."

where is drew carey anyways?

he is so funny.


I'm watching "Who's Line is it Anyway?" and the snow has finally settled down for the night. This this the best show, it is genius, simple, whitty, fun and smart. It makes me laugh so fucking hard.

I like the games they play.
I think they are fun.
This is my favorite part:
"everything is made up and the points don't matter"