Have you had lunch yet? or you could say....

i made this for you my pretty

She damn well knows.

"I’m smart and I know what’s going on. I can laugh at myself; I’m in on the joke. I know what you guys think of me, and I’m going to play into it and make you laugh at the same time."

- Paris Hilton tells the new issue of Nylon

Katy Perry kissed.....the floor :(

First she DOVE into the cake...

Whoopsey bumkin! Little darling slipped on the icing.

Oh. She's got a cute little bum though and love the outfit. I would TOTALLY, TOTALLY, love to jump in a cake like that.

Street Watch

Found this in the Kensington street.
So true, just love, love now, love love.
Tomorrow may never come.
Today is a present.
Give the gift of love. Love today.

For You ♥

The Love

A courtship started with a midnight kiss,

You touched the heart in me like an old French love song

Waking to the morning sun, your arms around me tight,

You set my soul on fire; you make things look bright

We shine, a glimpse, O’ what life could be!

Laughter, love, a passionate tale…

My reflection in the mirror, yet I see you there?

Full of greatness, it’s you, I love me.

As the days go by, somehow I know,

Over the rainbow, my gold,

You’ll be there.

Lesson #1051: How to Ride a Sport Bike

I asked my old roommate Chad to take me for a ride on his bike. After I gave him no choice I said "let me get ready!" and ran upstairs. The other two boy's we lived with assumed I was heading upstairs to put on a jacket, pants, closed toed shoes maybe. No, not this girl. You know me much better than that. I put on the music, followed by my long blonde extensions, a micro mini and some red pumps. I was READY! I always wanted to ride on the back of a motercycle like that and god damnit, I did. Check that one off the list!

Glad I Found thid Hot Old thang...

Hopped Up on Tab...

I did a stint as a Tab girl briefly for Coca-Cola

Who's your Sunshine?

This girl....My Sunshine Girl pic from September, 2001. I'm so much skinnier now and this you can tell by the size of my boobs. They were the size of my head back then man.

Rail Note #161007

I'm sitting in the subway and find it very warm and awkward. I haven't ridden this rocket in quite some time. Its full of people and glass and their ass on the glass in your damn face. Its weird for me. I never seem to mind if I'm with friends and chatting or after a few drinks. Then, you are not alone. Alas, I find myself between the glass and someone foreign and someone else in a suit. All the time, everyone glances around staring at ads for a therapist, a job, trouble with erectile dysfunction, all in between beautiful blondes and subway tracks. As I was writing this is got increasingly crowded and I somehow feel trapped, but comfortable. I noticed a girl with an olive green laptop bag branded "incase". I like it. Bloor Street, chaos at in between the cars, empty, crowded, now moving. Two dudes are speaking a language I do not understand beside me and it is kinda loud in my ear and everyone can hear them.

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The focus group was all about Tylenol. I didn't get chosen for the second hour, which I am grateful for. I gave my opinion and took my forty bucks. I'm back on the subway with a bottle of vodka and two new pairs of tights from Ardene cause I remember Raymi saying they had deals at the Yorkville shop so I checked. Just a little ride now and I'm home sweet home. Back downtown to have a toast and pass by Darren's Snowboard party that Fathom is spinning at later then to StrangeLove. The subway is less crowded now and I like it much more. I realized I was slapping my gum in my mouth, I hate when people do that. You jus' wanna slap 'em. Speaking of, some lady was talking to herself and she had her bare feet out. It was gross.

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Fall, Fall Fall

I took this today driving South on the DVP. I think it's very beautiful.

This Baby Needs a Home!

My friend Hannah has a lovely kitty named Tucker who needs a good home. If you know anyone who would welcome Tuckster into their home. Please contact me or Hannah at her BLOG. He's a real sweet and snuggly guy.

NEED TO FIND MY DARLING KITTY A HOME.

I have a two year old tabby named Tucker (Tuck/Tucky/Tuckster/TuckerLucker and some days Fucker) who I adopted from a woman holding a cardboard box in a Tim Horton's parking lot when he was 7 weeks old. He was the runt of the litter and it took him 3 days to eat anything. I had to try many kitty concoctions before he would decide on wet food & kitten milk nuked for 25 seconds.

He has long surpassed his fussyness with eating. He actually has quite the appetite now which in turn gives him lots of energy. Tucker used to be an indoor/outdoor cat when I lived in High Park with my boyfriend, dog and hamster. We had a backyard he could safely run around in. I moved to an apartment on Queen West last winter and so Tuck was forced to become an indoor cat and so he also has been forced to burn his energy by doing laps around my bachelor apartment. The good news for me is I am now moving back in with my boyfriend, the bad news for Tucky is he can't come with me.

My boyfriend (Grahamanator) is VERY allergic. So, the search begins, I move November 1st and desperately need to find an animal lover who will take my Tuck in and love him unconditionally.

Tucker is a fanstastic creature. He's smart and funny and full of life. He comes into the bathroom when I am in the shower and meows at me. He crawls onto the tub so the water sprinkles him. Then when I get out he gets in and cleans himself under the faucet. When I get dressed he follows me around and sometimes swipes at my ankles. It's his way of telling me whether he likes my outfit or not ;) Anyone who comes over, Tucker will jump into their lap, and when they go home, he cuddles up to me and sleeps next to me at night. He is very loving and affectionate. He is also very playful. Tucker is up to date with his shots and has been fixed.

If you are an animal lover who is looking for a friend and a cat to love.... Tucker may just be the man you are looking for.

My Supernova

Powerman 5000 - Supernova Goes Pop
Are you the future or are you the past,
have you been chosen or are you the last
the pictures were sent they seem so unreal
now im made of plastic, wire and steel

follow for now and follow for this
cause everybody follows for nothing at all?
supernova your supernova ...
supernova goes pop
supernova you think it's over but supernova don't stop

can you explain just what you are,
cause i've never been this close to a star
the message was sent you know what to do,
everybody needs to be someone don't you

follow for now and follow for this
cause everybody follows for nothing at all?
supernova your supernova ...
supernova goes pop
supernova you think it's over but supernova don't stop

My Friend Made this Rainbow for Me

Its beautiful. Click on it to make your own fun picture.

In spirit of my 40 days & 40 nights...

"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."

Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)

I already knew it was time to focus more on my intellect.

Mooooohahahahahah!

Shit. I know enough girls that have said this exact thing to me time after time. Some, in the past have even become almost obsessed with dating Jewish guys. I had my stage, but like, I'm over it.

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Gun Show

Madonna kicked ass last night sporting gun-heeled stiletto's from Karl's 2009 Chanel Cruise line.
I think they're hot.

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