Today, I arse-dialled my ex while drunkenly singing karaoke at a bar. She
picked up just in time to hear me belting out a heartfelt rendition of "I
Will Su...
I wish you were still making jokes. You were my favorite!
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
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