My favorite store in the city is Apt. 909. I love it. I go in, love it most when I'm the only one there. I drop all my stuff and take off my shoes. The music is great and the atmostphere is like stepping in to another world. I got new glasses and a pretty dress.
Today, after having an upset stomach for two days, I thought it would be
funny to rip a fart in front of two teen boys at the hardware store. It
wasn’t unt...