To my girl T, for her Birthday
Today's the day you're 24 and each day my dear, I love you more.
I wish your dreams to all come true and love, luck and laughter to carry you through.
Take this year to set your goals, live them out and don't feel old.
You are loved by many near and far, who cherish you just the way you are.
Happy Birthday ♥
- Written by me in March 2008
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old
man and she's 68. FML By Anonymous